in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful
au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be…
Because while there are great places like creepypasta.com and the creepypasta wiki, actually digging through the slop to find the gems they have is tiresome. So I thought I’d do it for you. A lot of these may be old classics that many of you have already read, but it’s always nice to revisit them and maybe drag a few newbies in on the way down.
Note that some, perhaps a lot of these entries may contain potentially very triggering material.